What the Fuck Should We Cook?

What the fuck should we cook? That’s the eternal question, innit? Every day it’s the same routine: open the fridge, stare blankly, realise there’s bugger all in there and wonder if toast counts as a meal again. This site is for people who want food without the faff — no life stories, no ad-riddled nonsense, just filthy good recipes straight to the face. Click the big red bastard of a button and we’ll serve you up something worth eating. It might be British comfort food, a lazy one-pot, something vaguely inspired by a takeaway, or just whatever can be knocked together in 20 minutes or less. Whether you're cooking for yourself, your mates, or that poor sod you tricked into dating you, this site gives you real ideas with a side of sarcasm. We don't do influencer shite or spiralised courgette “pasta.” This is dinner for real people with real cravings and zero patience. Hangover food? Got it. Cheap end-of-the-month meals? You bet. Something to impress your mum but not break a sweat over? Sorted. Each time you hit the button, you get a new recipe — no repeats until you’ve seen the lot. Then we reshuffle and go again. So if you’re still wondering, “what the fuck should we cook?” — just press the button and let fate decide. No decision paralysis, no bollocks, just click and eat. You’re welcome.